Aint nothing gunna stop me now.
blue-author:

cracked:

25 Movie Heroes You Didn’t Know Were Breaking the Law

Half of these basically amount to “it turn out that taking the law into your own hands is against the law”.

If I wanted to obey the law I would have been a cop not a VIGILANTE!!!!!!!!

blue-author:

cracked:

25 Movie Heroes You Didn’t Know Were Breaking the Law

Half of these basically amount to “it turn out that taking the law into your own hands is against the law”.

If I wanted to obey the law I would have been a cop not a VIGILANTE!!!!!!!!

vivi-shiba:

j-aws:

ryedragon:

inritum:

reblog and make a wish!this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

yay its back.

so…I half jokingly reblogged this yesterday cos I thought it was a nice picture…and was like oh wow I only get wishes on birthdays what would I wish for?!?!?! how about gainful employment L0L… and like…I have a job now? That I never applied for? That someone just called me up and said “here, have this”? In a place I really really like?So like… h8ers gonna h8 or something

vivi-shiba:

j-aws:

ryedragon:

inritum:

reblog and make a wish!


this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

yay its back.

so…
I half jokingly reblogged this yesterday cos I thought it was a nice picture…
and was like oh wow I only get wishes on birthdays what would I wish for?!?!?! how about gainful employment L0L

… and like…

I have a job now? That I never applied for? That someone just called me up and said “here, have this”? In a place I really really like?

So like… h8ers gonna h8 or something

primrosesevredeen:

soldmysoul4wifi:

Do you know what a Black Widow movie means?

It means we get to watch 90 minutes of Scarlett Johansson crushing the patriarchy in a skintight black catsuit with a hunk of sexy named Jeremy Renner by her side, and if that is not the best thing you’ve ever heard then I don’t know what to do with you.

And, and, and…. We get to find out what happened in Budapest

alykat86:

authorkurikuri:

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

who is on your team, captain?

#completely convinced marvel just finds the actual characters to play their parts

Marvel’s casting department cannot be beat. Literally all of the actors are their characters.

Sarah Halley Finn, casting director for Iron Man, Iron Man 2, Thor, Captain America, The Avengers, Iron Man 3, Thor: Dark World, Captain America: Winter Soldier, Agents of SHIELD, Guardians of the Galaxy, Avengers: Age of Ultron, Ant-Man, and every single Marvel one-shot. All hail the queen. 

ALL HAIL THE QUEEN!!!

m4ge:

AT TARGET THERE’S A WHOLE BRIDAL LINGERIE SECTION AND THIS IS SOMETHING YOU CAN PURCHASE. YOU CAN LITERALLY VEIL YOUR NETHER REGIONS. YOU CAN FORCE YOUR PARTNER TO  DRAMATICALLY UNVEIL YOUR GENITALS ON YOUR WEDDING NIGHT. YOU COULD PROBABLY DO A DRUMROLL AND HUM THE STAR WARS THEME SONG WHILE THE OTHER PERSON SLOWLY LIFTS UP THE PIECE OF FABRIC FROM YOUR UNDERWEAR TO UNVEIL YET ANOTHER LAYER OF FABRIC. THIS IS A THING. AND IT’S FANTASTIC.


That was the best situation plot ever

m4ge:

AT TARGET THERE’S A WHOLE BRIDAL LINGERIE SECTION AND THIS IS SOMETHING YOU CAN PURCHASE. YOU CAN LITERALLY VEIL YOUR NETHER REGIONS. YOU CAN FORCE YOUR PARTNER TO  DRAMATICALLY UNVEIL YOUR GENITALS ON YOUR WEDDING NIGHT. YOU COULD PROBABLY DO A DRUMROLL AND HUM THE STAR WARS THEME SONG WHILE THE OTHER PERSON SLOWLY LIFTS UP THE PIECE OF FABRIC FROM YOUR UNDERWEAR TO UNVEIL YET ANOTHER LAYER OF FABRIC. THIS IS A THING. AND IT’S FANTASTIC.

That was the best situation plot ever

Dbfbdkskcnxsbsjhcg Fucking shit balls.

lorddirkstrider:

lorddirkstrider:

remember the good days

THIS GOT THREE THOUSAND NOTES IN TWO FUCKING HOURS HOLY SHIT

lorddirkstrider:

lorddirkstrider:

remember the good days

THIS GOT THREE THOUSAND NOTES IN TWO FUCKING HOURS HOLY SHIT

mccue90:

odins-flatmate:

I do not know the individual involved in this, but, as an EMT, I feel compelled to post things like this.  Wear a damn helmet, guys.  I know you may think you look awesome and all the ladies will love how reckless you are, but you’re honestly just demonstrating just how little you value your own life.  I know this horse has been absolutely beaten to death over the years, and I’m sure that my words won’t change some of your minds, but just look at the damage sustained by that helmet.  Now imagine if your face was put through the same situation.  While the helmet merely had part of it ground away by the sheer friction involved, your skull would be pudding.  End of story.
TLDR Version: Wear a freaking helmet.

Boost


For realsies tho. That shit saved my dads life. Wear a fuckin helmet.

mccue90:

odins-flatmate:

I do not know the individual involved in this, but, as an EMT, I feel compelled to post things like this.  Wear a damn helmet, guys.  I know you may think you look awesome and all the ladies will love how reckless you are, but you’re honestly just demonstrating just how little you value your own life.  I know this horse has been absolutely beaten to death over the years, and I’m sure that my words won’t change some of your minds, but just look at the damage sustained by that helmet.  Now imagine if your face was put through the same situation.  While the helmet merely had part of it ground away by the sheer friction involved, your skull would be pudding.  End of story.

TLDR Version: Wear a freaking helmet.

Boost

For realsies tho. That shit saved my dads life. Wear a fuckin helmet.

Levels of Tumblr.

fedswatching:

helioscentrifuge:

1 follower = egg

10-40 followers = hatchling

50-99 followers = baby dragon

100-349 followers = dragon

350-500 followers = still a dragon

501-799 followers =  mega dragon

800- 4,999 followers = super hella dragon

5000+ followers = UNHOLY OFFSPRING OF LIGHTNING AND DEATH 

10,000 followers

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I seriously thought that was gonna be smaug

lachrymosa:

I bet they’re listening to Pompeii by Bastille, remembering the good old days

lachrymosa:

I bet they’re listening to Pompeii by Bastille, remembering the good old days

I’d rather get paid than laid.

Time is money

I judge prices on how long it would take me to make the money.

ghdos:

freshest-tittymilk:

*choking*

BRUUUUUHHHHHHHH!!! OMG.

Didn’t see that one coming.

dekutrickortreet:

telapathetic:

when u haven’t masturbated in ages and

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damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people