I’d rather get paid than laid.
when u haven’t masturbated in ages and
damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people
Has this been done yet
the best thing about disney songs is singing every character’s part in them with your best impression of their voice
#I’M NEVER GONNA CATCH MY BREATH #saygoodbyetothosewhoknewme #boY was I a FOOL in SCHOOL forr cutting GYMMMMMM #thIS guy’s got ‘em scared to DEATH!#HOPE HEDOESN’T SEE RIGHT THROUGHME #now I really wish that I knew how to SWIMMMMM
This is not ok from a graphic design standpoint
make him ruler of the world!
make him king!!!
A requirement for presidency should be humility
if watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??
Sickest concert gif I have ever seen
this is what i long for
what is that thing in the middle left.. is that a blow up doll
yes. yes it is
It was the roar of the crowd that gave me heartache to sing.
im getting desperate